For future reference:
[14:01] FHBen: My socks. Knocked off!
[14:01] Fuzz E Fuz: do tell!
[14:01] FHBen: Bao were invented by Zhuge Liang!!!
[14:01] Fuzz E Fuz: cool!
[14:02] Fuzz E Fuz: Did I tell you I found out how to prepare tofu?
[14:02] FHBen: He's like the magic fighting Sherlock Holmes of ancient China! And he invented bao!
[14:02] FHBen: No, how do you prepare tofu?
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